We're not hear to make friends

A quick introduction to start off, I am 'The Editor' and will be more than happy to respond to any letters or issues people want to discuss on the blog. From sex to parties to global conflicts to Australian foreign policy any topic or contentious conversation, we will be more than happy to discuss.

Due to popular demand the first issue I will be discussing is the relationship between us (males) and the opposite sex.

At such a young age it seems almost humorous how engulfed we become by the female race. For some strange and un-explainable reason when a woman enters our life who has that 'something',we become entrenched in a web of ambiguous emotions which seem to run through our body as if you have lost all sense of control. Now this is where the hard hitting cold-hard facts are, i'm going to tell it how it is(that's how we do it at 'That's fine!') There isn't the perfect girl out there for you. We as a collective have all experienced this feeling. What I have discovered over the past few months is that being young and enjoying the freedom is the best thing that anyone can ask for. Women are the cause of alot of problems within friendship groups and at this age, it is simply, not worth it. They not only toy with your emotions and feelings, it is when it starts to hamper your relationships with friends when you know how far and not worth the effort it is. From personal experience leaving a relationship is not only one of the worst things that can happen, but can also be one of the best. "As one door closes another one opens", and this is one hundred percent true in any case. The friendships that I have made would not have been possible being tied down in a relationship. Now I'm not here to hate on people in relationships because I am in all honesty very jealous of that, however what I do ask is that us as a group of friends pledge never to let girls come between friendships.

I think we're letting girls off to lightly here as well, the majority of them have a hidden agenda and to move into a colloquial tone they enjoying 'fucking' us around.

Women tend to be intuitave global thinkers. They consider millions of alternatives of different information in making decisions, whereas men are generally more spontaneous. Women come to and consider problems all at once, they are generally pessimistic compared to men, always looking for the negative implications of a relationships instead of focusing on positives within their lives. Women are prone to becoming overwhelmed with complexities that 'exisit' or may have been invented only in their minds.

Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid), a man from Rome's "Golden Age" 43-bc - 18ad wrote witty love poetryThe ironic thing is that even at the time before christ, men were still saying similar things to what I have been writing here. 'Time the devourer of everything, do not let an opportunity go by because of an anchor around your neck'.

'Might as well remove those doubts. Fun is what it's all about' (the oaqui)

The Editor.